Pladdle

Founded along the south coast Uk in 2018 the movement was inspired by the Swiss movement 'Plogging'.

'Pladdle' or 'Pladdling' is the act of picking up litter whilst you paddle.

This can be in a boat, kayak, paddle board and any other sea vessel that requires the use of a paddle.

Today we are going for a Pladdle.

by GoPladdle July 30, 2018

paddle hawk

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

by truche June 21, 2011

paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Plandle

A mix between the words "plastic" and "handle". Absolutely disgusting alcoholic beverage choice. Nobody wants to drink a PLANDLE unless it is the very last option; usually purchased when on a very tight budget.

"Hey! Wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*

by Kristiebbb July 13, 2016

paddlepuss

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.

I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!

by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021