picasso

While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.

"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"

picasso by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

picasso

when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.

she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...

picasso by slik az silk June 27, 2006

picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

picasso by sol3rosenberg August 25, 2007

picasso

Man with wedgie/need picasso!

In the Immortal style of Charlie Chan, ace TV movie detective, a man who is in severe rectal "discomfort" and dismay needs to picasso.

picasso by carlbigman September 29, 2006

Picasso

The MIA secret 5th ninja turtle. Picasso resembles a sort of retarded sea turtle with one limp flipper. His primary ninja weapon is a hammer.

Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Picasso

Picasso by T Sack March 15, 2009

Picasso

To Ejaculate (Skeet, cum) on someones face (preferances aside) therfore making a masterpeice on the face(canvas)

Person1: Hey nick did you fuck sara last night at the party?
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"
both: Laughing

Picasso by nick porteous December 9, 2008

Picasso

The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.

dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!

dude 2: what man

dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!

dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !

Picasso by Kast Kidd December 8, 2009