phoneRAGE

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

by the kom December 16, 2007

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Powerbate

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.

Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.

by powerbater September 21, 2010

phonversate

A made up term that my idiot boyfriend created to describe conversation over the phone. Instead of "conversing over the phone" he created this word to describe the action.

Him: Hey babe
Her: Hey love!
Him: Phonversate tonight?
Her: Sure I'll converse over the phone with you
Him: Phonversate it is!!!
Her: You're annoying ...

by Phonversate1211 June 6, 2016

Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

by JChez11 August 3, 2011

Powerbate

To masturbate furiously.

"Damn that girl gave me a major hard on, now I have to go home and powerbate."

by CarbonCopy May 13, 2005