Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009

phalanx

A 20mm 6 barreled anti-missile CIWS (close-in weapons system) mounted on aircraft carriers and other ships. Designed to be a point defense system, it is the first effective design able to shoot down most anti-ship missiles, including High-g Maneuvering sea skimmer missiles. It's six barreled Vulcan cannon can fire at about 4,500 rounds per minute, creating a virtual wall of lead in front of the enemy missile.

The ship seemed doomed, but the phalanx system came online just in time to shoot down the anti-ship missiles.

by MArk t3h Great December 26, 2008

Phailzz

when somebody fails soo badly you cant help but to spell it with a P,H and two Z's

wow man, did u see that face plant, it was a definant phailzz

by Zantonious Aquilous July 24, 2009

pahel

an amazing bestfriend of christina isabelle she is amazing at art and will suprise you any time

pahel is amazing

by chickenlgehshgsgs March 15, 2021

Phaedra

Most often a very stunning, smart female who is athletic. Phaedra's may come off as shy or sometimes intimidating people but once you get to know them they are super nice. Phaedra's are loyal girlfriends but you have to be pretty lucky to end up dating a phaedra.

Kyle is so lucky, him and Phaedra started dating.

by guy who knows words May 31, 2021

phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

Epoch Phail

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009