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derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly
bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez
by bob October 15, 2003
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Rupert tried to hurt me but he was pez and could do shit all.
by lambinator June 16, 2006
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he da man, there is no other
by 952 January 22, 2004
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1. Short for peasant or peasantry.
Meaning anything that is shit, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, fucked up, poor, stinghy, scummy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. A person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. Usually they are called a 'Pezza'.
1. "Fuck that shit! That's Pez!"
2. "Stop being so Pez. Just give me the ounce for $50."
"Fuck you, ya Pezza."
by Diego August 26, 2003
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The status or degree of spiritual righteousness

A state of being that can only be achieved or replenished through altruistic deeds of peziness. When one possesses a high enough degree of 'pez' the spirit is reborn and one's true pezzy nature is ignited. Those who have been fortunate to witness a born-again pezhead speak of a being who is enlightened and blessed with good nature, forgiveness, and candy.
I can tell that Mindy is experiencing a pezzy rebirth.. her 'pez' is really 'shrooming this year.

Did you see Lance? His pez is through the roof! I swear you can see an aura of pastel colored stripes surrounding his magnificent little head. That's one pezzy motherfucker.
by Keith Avery (art1080) May 14, 2006
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Instead of using the commom word schumuck, I called that ass face a pez.
by Jennifart April 25, 2007
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A pez can be one or all of the following.

1. An emofag
2. A Thick bastard
3. An Immature wanker
4. A midget
1. "Look at that emofag over there listening to lostprophets, hes such a pez
2."AHAHAHA that pez does not understand the relative advantages of a communist society""
3."Look at that loser over there with his pecker out, he’s a complete pez"
4."Poor Nikki and her vertically challenged boyfriend John, he's king pez"
by Tomwas November 21, 2004
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