pez

derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly

bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez

by bob October 15, 2003

pez

really weak or pathetic.

Rupert tried to hurt me but he was pez and could do shit all.

by lambinator June 16, 2006

pez

he da man, there is no other

i wanna be just like pez

by 952 January 22, 2004

pez

1. Short for peasant or peasantry.
Meaning anything that is shit, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, fucked up, poor, stinghy, scummy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. A person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. Usually they are called a 'Pezza'.

1. "Fuck that shit! That's Pez!"
2. "Stop being so Pez. Just give me the ounce for $50."
"Fuck you, ya Pezza."

by Diego August 26, 2003

pez

The status or degree of spiritual righteousness

A state of being that can only be achieved or replenished through altruistic deeds of peziness. When one possesses a high enough degree of 'pez' the spirit is reborn and one's true pezzy nature is ignited. Those who have been fortunate to witness a born-again pezhead speak of a being who is enlightened and blessed with good nature, forgiveness, and candy.

I can tell that Mindy is experiencing a pezzy rebirth.. her 'pez' is really 'shrooming this year.

Did you see Lance? His pez is through the roof! I swear you can see an aura of pastel colored stripes surrounding his magnificent little head. That's one pezzy motherfucker.

by Keith Avery (art1080) May 14, 2006

pez

Yiddish word for small penis

Instead of using the commom word schumuck, I called that ass face a pez.

by Jennifart April 25, 2007

pez

1. peasent
2. poor
3. bad
4. unfair

person1:"that guy stole my chair"
person2:"how pez"

by Silent Fire July 19, 2003