pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

Palmerize

verb; the act of randomly posting the name of Daniel Palmerin on your friends facebook statuse updates. ♥

Dude we just Palmerized Daisy!!!!

by Palmerizer 3 October 15, 2011

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 1, 2003

Palmerize

The act of being extremely sexually gratified by a member of the Palmer family to the extent of becoming mentally incapacitated.

1. She was Palmerized so good, she didn't mind his side chicks.
2. She was so Palmerized, she was wiling to take a beat down.
3. Palmerization had her arguing all over TOTT.

by Mrs. Chocolate TOTTer October 26, 2011

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.

Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...

by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014