El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy

JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."

by Big bear8 October 28, 2016

El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.

"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg

by Dustylarry January 8, 2018

El Paso Cheese Fry

Ejaculating between a woman's breasts while using nacho cheese sauce as a lubricant

I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.

by Grandling Clupepper February 25, 2011

El Paso Water Bucket

Occasion where a male puts their balls in a bucket of water while receiving a blow job

Dude, your mom just gave me the hottest El Paso Water Bucket!

by Terrell Blackmon May 14, 2016

Del Paso Heights

Neighborhood in North Sacramento that is bordered by Arden Way, business 80, South Natomas and Rio Linda.

The gang problem is on par with Oak Park and Meadowiew/Valley Hi.

Grant High School is so troublesome it was the first public high school in Sacramento to be a closed campus during lunch hours. Students still leave campus anytime they please to deal or do dope, cut classes, and get liquor from one of many bodegas near campus.

Most of the gangsters there are either bloods or Nortenos.

They were jumped and beat down after their car broke down in Del Paso Heights.

by NineInchNail January 15, 2008

El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.

Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."

by Fresno Bob June 21, 2016