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Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.
Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.
by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009
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get optimized

To take something or to liven yourself up so you become optimized.

improve enhance your self confidence.
"Lets get optimized".

"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".
by John Gower October 20, 2006
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Bespoke Optimization

Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.
ThreadFix Services team offers bespoke optimization to satisfy your organization's specific security requirements.
by JRueStitch January 25, 2021
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Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
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Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products
"Did you Optimizely that?"
by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019
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optimizer

Bullshit software made up by Chinese companies as a form of making extra cash.
IOBit Advanced System Optimizer is useless, it does nothing for your computer
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 5, 2021
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Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
by xalency May 19, 2024
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