Optimism

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.

by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013

Optimism

The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.

You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.

by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017

optimism

Happiness for everyday activities.

Teenagers don't have it.

For normal people: I'm happy to do anything with you!!!!!!!!

For teenagers: ...

optimism

by YoYasha.com October 29, 2014

Optimism

Wishful thinking.

Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

Optimism

by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012

optimized

To make the best, or for the most effective results

-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -

*this app is optimized for the iPhone...

by Redfoxx33 June 30, 2015

optimism

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"

im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough

by CorrodedBeing December 2, 2004

optimate

A combination of the words "optimal" and "ultimate" used by some high tier players in Dragon Ball FighterZ when performing a super "saucy" combo. Hence the word combination.

- "I can't believe he used Ultra Instinct Goku to completely bait the opponent and be cool in the progress"
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.

by ShadoWolfFighterZ July 17, 2023