Number 3

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

by Pdg887 July 03, 2013

Number 3

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

by freeranger April 22, 2007

Number 3

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

by -Ryan- May 01, 2007

Number 3

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though

"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"

by h0wsh0u1d1kn0w? February 03, 2021

Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.

The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.

by Dr. Wasinya October 09, 2009

Number 3

Basically when you've got diahhrea. It's a combination of a number 1 and a number 2. So when you piss out of your ass you can politely refer to it as a number 3.

I had some really good mexican food last night but it left me with the number 3s all morning.

by The King of Ping April 08, 2006

Number 3

To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.

I want to go number 3 in Taylor Swift.

by Doc Bliss August 06, 2016