Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

by wordelder June 23, 2011

Equiffany

An epiphany so intense it causes a queef (pussy fart).

I was so shocked with my idea, I had an equiffany and had to change my panties.

by wordelder December 07, 2009

Electronics Enigma

Hearing an electronics device making an intermittent, repeating sound from somewhere in your house, and not finding either the device or knowing the meaning of the sound.

I was lying in bed awake in the middle of the night, and could not fall back to sleep because of an electronics enigma.

by wordelder April 03, 2011

Therapeutic Delay

When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.

The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.

by wordelder April 11, 2011

movie amnesia

Forgetting movie situations and important things within a couple years of seeing the movie.

I wish I could remember that hilarious/crazy part of that movie I saw 3 years ago, but I suffer from movie amnesia.

by wordelder December 20, 2010