3 definitions by Walter Schwartz

To pee
I drank way too much soda, I need to go number 1.
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.
I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.
Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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