A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.
Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.
Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.
Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.
Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.
Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?
by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008
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When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".
When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".
1) When a group of people talk thoroughly about surreal scenarios that wouldn't ever happen, but the way they talk make it seem plausible and important, like Zombie Survival Plans and What To Do When The Dinosaurs Come Back
2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!
2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!
by Chibi88 April 12, 2011
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A non-converation where two or more people greet each other but do not follow with a conversation, but instead follow with an awkward silence, that can result in figeting and short quick glances around the room.
Zack: So, how did you like my friend Michael?
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.
by Supersequoia December 28, 2008
Get the Nonversation mug.When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.
So you end up staring at your drink.
Sad.
Alone.
So you end up staring at your drink.
Sad.
Alone.
by rizz to the slizz December 28, 2005
Get the nonversation mug.A conversation centered around food. Derived from the popular expression "Om nom nom". Often occurring in health class or with friends when there is nothing left to say. The new alternative for talking about the weather.
"Yo. I love cupcakes."
"Omg! Red velvet is my FAVORITE!"
"Whoahh, this is totally a nomversation.."
"I had no idea what to say to her. It ended up being a really awkward nomversation."
"We eat so much. We are soo fat."
"Omg! Red velvet is my FAVORITE!"
"Whoahh, this is totally a nomversation.."
"I had no idea what to say to her. It ended up being a really awkward nomversation."
"We eat so much. We are soo fat."
by SickyNarNar March 25, 2009
Get the Nomversation mug.When texting a presumed friend who never responds or ignores several texts in a row for an extended period of time.
She decided to go to dinner alone after a week-long oneversation that included several unanswered texts attempting to confirm a date and time.
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