Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.
I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.
by solutions December 29, 2004
Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.
I'm a Dutch citizen, I come from the Netherlands.
The Netherlands are far out!
I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands.
The Netherlands are far out!
I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands.
by welovetrash November 10, 2007
My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P
The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked
Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P
The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked
Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Dutch person A: Alles goed?
Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!
Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P
Dutch person B: stfu....
Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!
Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P
Dutch person B: stfu....
by Robinio June 6, 2005
a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.
by badkisser March 18, 2006
A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.
by dick trickle February 26, 2005
I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
by Michiel van der Zee January 12, 2006
by Guy Incognito1 September 5, 2005