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Militant Vegan

See Militant Vegetarian, but worse. Willl also assault you with moans and ewws if you were a wool sweater or hug a chicken, due to to him/her/hir feeling it is prostitution. Force feeds their dog vegan food and will go through great lengths to impose their dietary religion on others.

The Isis of Veganism.
Carl is such a Militant Vegan, he shredded Betsy's wool sweater with a rusty spoon.
by Peaceloving Vegetariahn October 12, 2016
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militantly ignorant

1. n., Peeps who rigorously eschew all forms of mental stimulation, on the feeble premise that either God or evolution will teach us all that we need to know. They may vocally oppose education, and believe that writing is something that only writers do. They sometimes brag about having no sense of size, quantity, or direction.

The militantly ignorant rarely read books or even magazines or newspapers, admit that they don't enjoy the fine arts, have a poor sense of history, can't find Nevada or Pakistan on a globe, and avoid watching the news on TV. They don't own library cards or use technology, except as a joke or novelty, believing digital productivity and entertainment to be waning fads, and are easily recognized by holding materials upside down while reading, unless they contain pretty pictures. What informational channels they do expose themselves to through TV or movies are usually either drivel or very low-grade.

They are greatly relieved to be unaware of the existence of resources such as NPR or the Internet. They can't read, spell, or even speak very well, don't recognize or use many words, frequently substitute similarly sounding words for what they really mean, take violent offense at innocent comments, and otherwise misconstrue most statements containing words longer than three syllables.

Unfortunately, such people rarely study or try to improve themselves or their work, (if they actually do any), and can only poorly define their misconceptions, much less defend them. Should they attempt to describe a problem, they will most likely describe it as a thingy that acted funny. This may have seemed cute when they were small, but if such seemingly cute ignorance is excessively rewarded when people are small, they learn to adopt ignorance as a strategy for obtaining affection, and eventually their brains atrophy from disuse and they can't learn more mature strategies.

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2. adj., Stupid on purpose.
In order to be understood by the militantly ignorant, it's best to limit your sentences to two or three words.

Quotations from the militantly ignorant:

``Persons go to college so they can evolve into apes.''

``I don't know much about ____ but I know what I like!''

``Lemme see, did Moses live before or after Jesus?''

``But the news is on at the same time as Beavis and Butthead!''

``Ha ha ha---math was always my worst subject in school!''

``No way! The minute you leave California you're in Utah.''

``Since that commercial came out, everbuddy knows the capitol of Arkansas is Phoenix, not Puhonix! Arkansas, Arizona, same smell! Flagstaff?!? Ha ha ha ha!''
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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Militant Vegetarian

A vegetarian, who is not content with others eating meat around him/her. May try to influence there 'traditional' ways with photos of mutilated animals and moan when his/her things are used in conjunction with meat products.
1) "Goddammit, that Katherine is a militant vegetarian"

2) Militant vegetarians should be burned at the stake, over a pile of foot and mouth infested cattle
by Hey Steve June 2, 2003
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Militant hippie movement

A movement of people who believe in peace and love ect. but don't take any shit from anybody or give shit. There slogan is make love and war. Other wise thet are classic hippie.
by Deep blue 2012 April 2, 2010
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militant

When an incident or indivdual becomes over-powered with rage, that situation can be descibed as being militant
He's going militant!! (someone is getting angry)
The bouncer's are going militant!!
by Styles May 13, 2005
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Militant Atheism

A form of atheism made popular by Christopher Hitchens, in his book God is not Great, Richard Dawkins, with his book the God Delusion, Sam Harris, with his book The End of Faith, and Daniel Dennet. It is a form of atheism that says that religion should not be respected but attacked.
Militant Atheism is an offshoot of atheism
by Dasichferbotten December 18, 2011
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Militant vegetarian

Someone who obnoxiously promotes their personal eating habits. Can be compared to religious fundamentalists.
Mad cow? shit...the militant vegetarians will be dancing in the streets.
by anthubc2010_militantvegetarian October 11, 2010
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