melsturbation

(noun) The tendency of movies starring and/or directed by Mel Gibson to focus upon themes of martrydom, torture, sadistic villains and masochistic heroes.

'The Passion of the Christ' is the ultimate example of melsturbation

by Dr. Raman March 20, 2004

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messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

by scodder October 14, 2012

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metasturbation

When one fills a piece of his or her thought, art, or conversation with constant references to painstakingly woven fictions with their own embedded culture, language, fiction, etc.

The dialogue was fine but the plot was all metasturbation.

by Bob Dobbins May 28, 2009

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Mathturbation

Masturbating to some math, ie, Algrbra, Trigonometry, calculous, ect. Ususally for nerds, or when you cum while doing a complex math problem

John preformed mathturbation during his math final today

by NeRdYmAn0880 August 1, 2007

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Memesturbation

/mēmstərˌbāt/
Noun.
To masturbate while vigorously engulfing the memes, or sexually arousal toward memes using one's own genitalia.

Phillip had a memesturbation session when he was confronted with a meme he quite enjoyed.

by frankilunes November 14, 2016

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mehsturbation

the act of some mindless, repetitive task to which one is indifferent, to the point on disgust... see meh

"Yeah - I had to give up on arguing that point in the forum with those idiots - they don't have a clue and I really don't care... kinda got tired of the mehsturbation there..."

by diremudflap March 7, 2008

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