Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.

He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!

by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

by ego-chimp September 30, 2005