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Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed
We all got murphed.
by John Klingerton March 13, 2011
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Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party
1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!
by Yoooboi May 18, 2021
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Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.
by gdiz916 July 7, 2022
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Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.
He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!
by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024
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Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.
If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.
by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025
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murphed up

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.
by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015
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murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.
lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills
by ego-chimp September 30, 2005
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