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match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.
Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.
by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011
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Match stick kiss

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.
Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth
by Beyonce_is_my_sex June 22, 2009
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match energy

to give what you get basically.
ex: you need to match energy w john. if he's dry to you, be dry back.
by xxxx56xxxx February 10, 2018
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match game

Only the best game show ever invented. Rounded up the most people with bad teeth.
Have you ever watched match game on the game show channel?
by Illwombat May 20, 2007
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Match.com

The original dating website.
Match, like all online dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect man. The men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is! Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of people.

Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.

*several weeks later*

Bill: Oh my god match fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
by mrperson123 April 30, 2019
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match one

A term commonly used by marijuana smokers who both have and share one blunt or joint.
"Wassup bro you wanna match one?"
- hell yeah man I only have

one.
by MyRoman_Freak October 3, 2016
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Match Cracker

A type of explosive very similar to Firecrackers which is ignited just like a match, the hard composition sitting on top of the explosive is friction sensitive and can either be strike'd or directly ignited with an open flame. The cracker begins to burn down from an internal fuse consisting of slow burning powder or visco until the explosive component is reached setting of a loud bang.

Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.

If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.
Match Crackers are the type with no fuse sticking out the top, they boast ridiculous amounts of flash and can be lit in more than one way, 3 ways if you count powerful laser pointers.

On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!
by Mr. Reverb December 27, 2011
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