by GDo May 1, 2010
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Edward Longshanks probably wanted to bang that French princess that his son didn't like because she didn't have a penis.
Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.
Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.
by Cpt. JLP of the USSE October 16, 2008
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by fitchylee1 December 28, 2010
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by Ssoulle July 18, 2009
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Bloody hell Jeeves, walking down the back alley to yours I was confronted by a rather large logstacle which was a bugger to leap over. It almost tripped me up
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Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
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by 69me February 1, 2010
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Guy 2: Because 4 guys think they have talent when they don't
Guy 2: Because 4 guys think they have talent when they don't
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