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Long John Silvers

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?
Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.
by wittelman March 2, 2011
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LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.
Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's
by Florencia November 24, 2003
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Long John Snickers

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.
by Derkalerk November 23, 2006
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long john

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
by Peters style! February 9, 2004
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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
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The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023
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