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Love on layaway

When two people like each other but are waiting to date until it’s good timing so they momentarily friendzone each other until it’s time to get serious.
Bailey I thought you and Cody were into each other , why aren’t you together?

We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer.
by Alanna Blythe May 30, 2018
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layaway

When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.
Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year...
by mawz April 1, 2003
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Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012
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layaway

Someone who claims to be bisexual, but is clearly on the path to being fully gay later in life.
"P.C. from NYC prep is definitely on layaway. You know, Bi now--Gay later..."
by Leh1030 August 11, 2009
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paid-up layaway

Refers to da practice of giving da store's clerk your already-rung-up bags of merchandise to hold for you behind da counter, so dat ya can come pick them up later.
Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.
by QuacksO May 15, 2021
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layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.
"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022
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Gay Layaway

Gay Layaway - when you meet a gay guy that is so fucken hot you want to bone right then and now but you are being cocked block by your fat ugly gay friend . you find some way to get a Gay Layaway by exchanging numbers so you can fuck some time later
Met this hot ass guy that i had to put on gay Layaway because my fat ass friend kept cock blocking me
by Wehoprince June 14, 2018
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