magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016

On my knees

if you saw it in comment section with '🧎 ♀️' it means the girl is Getting ready to give a head

Him: am i attractive?
Her: so much that ik on my knees 🧎 ♀️

by Idk bye May 15, 2022

kneeslapper

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

the bee's knees

adj. used to describe something in a positive way, c. 1950's.

"that outfit is just the bee's knees!"

by bef May 19, 2003

kneesie

When two, sitting, people are flirting by touching knees usually under a table. Similar to footsie but is better done while sitting side by side or kitty corner, and is less likely to cause outbursts of laughter. Also the recipient often wonders if the kneesier is doing it on purpose.

Q: Was that creep playing kneesies with you too?
A: Yes, my knee will never feel the same.

by Mary Jo8 January 13, 2009

booze knees

Incredibly sore knees on the morning or day following a night of moderate to heavy drinking. A dull, but intense pain in the entire knee joint; kind of like a headache in your knees. It can be so painful that the sufferer can be almost bed/couch-ridden for most of the day.

"Honey, I can't do the dishes this morning. I can't stand for that long due to a mad case of booze knees."

by muhfuhgah March 30, 2009

good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

by tman March 11, 2004