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kettlequette

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The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.
I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!
by sjg22 October 25, 2018
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This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
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Kettle Dodger

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Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone
You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!
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When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders
"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"
by PurpleBin January 16, 2017
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ass over tea kettle

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A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
by Red-lah February 3, 2022
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A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.
"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"
by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009
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Kettle Warmth

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Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010
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