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Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!
" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016
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Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.
Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...
by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018
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kettlequette

The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.
I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!
by sjg22 October 25, 2018
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Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.
by John Miller December 20, 2017
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kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.
"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."
by birdman May 8, 2004
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pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
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Kester

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.
Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"
by hatless hair May 7, 2018
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