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noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.
"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."
kestrel by birdman May 8, 2004
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An alternative street name for the drug, Ketamine (RS)-2-(2-chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)- cyclohexan-1-one
Im just cooking up 15g of Kestrel
Kestrel by JaKestrel March 8, 2010
Its a bird you dumb shit.
Kestrel pwnz u
Kestrel by Kestrel June 8, 2003
#1 Act of being needy or the need to have problems worse than others, to alienate friends by constant complaining. also known as the Woe IS Me syndrome.
#2 A person who constantly complains.
oh he is getting all kestrel now and feeling sorry for himself.
Kestrel by taxprokitty September 9, 2010
Man, that Kestrel is bright green
Kestrel by Boner Dragon June 6, 2003
A wonderful friend who is always by your side. One hot mama with all the moves. She is energetic and lively, ready for any adventure. A dance party in your pjs? She’s down. A hike across the mountains? She’s down. A wonderful person named after a beautiful birdie
Kestrel is the bomb.com
Kestrel by Kay97030 November 22, 2021

Kestrel Forest 

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.
Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"
Kestrel Forest by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010