Ointment

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

by something relatble October 12, 2018

ointment

The gayest word in the english language.

Rub me with some ointment.

by Grime April 11, 2003

Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 14, 2007

Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 5, 2004