Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

bad judgement

when you choose something bad. it's not too smart. and it will nip you right in the bud.

why didn't i study for my chem test? i got a fifty. now there is some bad judgement.

by Emily T. June 11, 2007

Judge Dredd

Lawman of the future, a 22nd century judge, jury and executioner from the pages of the British comic 2000AD.

Dredd is the most famous and feared of the Judges in Mega City One, and is considered hard but fair. Has saved the world numerous times in the comics.

Recently had a video game, Dredd Vs Death, and was played in a 1995 movie by Sylvester Stallone.

"You'll never take me alive, Dredd!"

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

Judge Judy

Satan's annoying little sister.

Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.

by Jyles November 12, 2003

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009