Jewdy

A white boy commonly found in but not limited to the Midwest. A Jewdy is commonly known as a person of limited intelligence as well as having an over abundance of gullibility. Jewdys are likely to be duped by devious black men in various back alley drug and/or sexual related transactions. In rare occurrences Jewdys have been known to consume stiff water/diet pepsi mixed drinks unknowingly and still complain as to the strength of the drink.

In most instances Jewdys are known to have what is commonly know as penal deficiency syndrome as well as a slight curve in the male member.

To pull a Jewdy, Jeff "dude, I just scored a sweet deal on this bag of weed", Tom "dude, is that catnip?".

by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

jewdu

A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.

Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

Jendy

Is someone who is independent, outgoing and just about crazy (but all in a good way). High energy and always on the go.

Don't pull a Jendy. You will never have a dull moment when you hang out with Jendy.

by Guess Who too February 4, 2010

Jewey

Jewey is a person who looks and sounds like a Jew
From the Sideman video COUNTDOWN: SIDEMEN EDITION, in which Harry answered in with the word "Jewey"

"Oi you know that bird I met last week she's a bit of a Jewey"
"Did she have a big nose"

by fbs,t April 21, 2019

Jewhyphenish

Adjective; Jew-ish with emphasis on the "-ish". To be of Jew-like nature. Seriously, say it aloud. Yeah, we know. Epic.

"Stop picking up every coin you see around here you Jew."

"Dude, don't be insensitive, I'm just a little Jewhyphenish."

by Idontwantthejewstokillme February 9, 2010