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Jackwagon

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial
by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010
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jackwagon

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.
1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!
by David J. July 2, 2005
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Jackpagne

Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.

One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.
Dude. Mix that shit with Jack... it's called Jack PAGNE! JACKPAGNE!
by Mahesh July 25, 2008
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Jackwagon

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.
Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town
by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011
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jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011
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jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017
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Jackbag

One who makes an ass out of them selves or one who doesn't care to make a valid impression but chooses to degrade one's own character.
Kanye West's behavior at the VMA Awards is the epitome of jackbag behavior
by OpusDJ September 23, 2009
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