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jamaican meat pie 

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.
The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

Jamaican Rock 

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.
Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Jamaican Rock by dabestdocker July 11, 2011

Jamaican Spray Tan 

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Jamaican Spray Tan by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

Jamaican Cowboy 

Taking one mans' belly button lint from another mans belly button and putting it in someone else's mouth.
Berg just got Jamaican cowboy'd by Charles.
Jamaican Cowboy by Chuckyneuf December 23, 2012

Jamaican Broiler 

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.
Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.
Jamaican Broiler by chowmaine April 23, 2009

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips
Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!