Jaloozy

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

by coreykane August 1, 2021

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

JAYLORD

He Is A Person Who Is Caring and athletic he can also be a dick in jokes but, a jaylord is a nice,athletic,caring,smart, and a God child.
NEVER MESS WITH JAYLORD BECAUSE HE IS A SAVAGE!!!!

JAYLORD HAS SPORTS SPIRITS!!!!!!

by Ababababb September 5, 2017

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

jagloader

A jagloader is one who loads jags, in other words, is absolutely worthless. No one knows what a jag is, and no one cares. It has a nice ring to it, and thus may be used when you want an expletive that makes the listener uncomfortable and confused.

Example 1:

Mr. X: "I'm sorry, Bill, but your performance ratings have been down for some time now. We're going to have to let you go."

Bill: "That's okay. I was thinking about quitting anyway after I heard your wife was a jagloader."

Example 2:

Bill: "Those jagloaders down at the supermarket charged me double for these beans!"

Mr. X: "Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane."

by E. Johnson July 25, 2008

Jaylon

Jaylon- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick ,and brown eyes. A guy that knows exactly what you want.Someone who puts a smile on your face. Do anything for. He's also is a great kisser

must have been a "Jaylon

by kelsey143454 June 24, 2011