In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)
Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside
In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair
Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside
In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair
Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless
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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?
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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless
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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?
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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!
by CupOfTeaz October 06, 2009
When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.
"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
by nasmeister May 24, 2018
Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
by Chief Jaffmeister April 27, 2007
by Crumb Dumpster June 28, 2019
Warrior, protector of the system lords regarded as God's in ancient Egypt. Better known from the movie Stargate.
Jaffa protect Ra.
by Ole Scholar February 05, 2017
Cizza: Hey Brad your a Jaffa!
Brad: STFU!....I have two balls unlike you.
Cizza: Yeah. You wish, is your dad a jaffa too? Lmfao!
Brad: STFU!....I have two balls unlike you.
Cizza: Yeah. You wish, is your dad a jaffa too? Lmfao!
by Xx-- Jinxification --xX June 20, 2010
Something or someone that is so amazing/hot that just calling it amazing/hot would be offensive. Derived from the word "jaffacakes"-which are incredibly delicious.
Example 1:
Dave-That girl is sooo hot!
James-She's beyond hot- she's jaffa.
Example 2:
Kate-That sounds amazing!
Angela-It's more than amazing...it's jaffa
Dave-That girl is sooo hot!
James-She's beyond hot- she's jaffa.
Example 2:
Kate-That sounds amazing!
Angela-It's more than amazing...it's jaffa
by H-Dot July 29, 2012