12 definitions by ô¿ô
One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.
He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.
by ô¿ô February 12, 2011
a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.
by ô¿ô May 5, 2009
One of the 31 words comprising the entire vocabulary of modern Neanderthal mouth breathers, twinkies, and other morons. Helpful, along with piercings, tattoos, and multicolored hair dye, for quickly identifying the lower social orders.
by ô¿ô October 14, 2007
by ô¿ô July 1, 2008
A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.
by ô¿ô November 4, 2009
For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.
by ô¿ô February 22, 2007
n. Army slang for a black soldier because of his purported use of "mother fuckin'" before most nouns in a sentence.
by ô¿ô August 7, 2006