moaf

n. Army slang for a black soldier because of his purported use of "mother fuckin'" before most nouns in a sentence.

Sergeant, get those moafs off their bunks and police around the baracks.

by ô¿ô August 6, 2006

GUAGAL

Grow up and get a life.

Her only response to the little twerp who was always hanging around was "GUAGAL".

by ô¿ô July 29, 2006

bottle

Policeman in Cockney rhyming slang. i.e. Bottle (& stopper) = copper = policeman.

Scappa, there's a bottle.

by ô¿ô October 1, 2010

elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

by ô¿ô May 5, 2009

jaffa

An orange. Originally referring to oranges from Israel. London slang.

For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.

by ô¿ô February 22, 2007

zelatrix

A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.

She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.

by ô¿ô November 4, 2009

CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 6, 2009