CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 06, 2009

Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

by ô¿ô February 12, 2011

ebobabble

Ebonic nonsense. Slang used by blacks in America to sound "cool".

A typical ebobabble greeting is "Yo bro. Whazup?"

by ô¿ô July 01, 2008

zelatrix

A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.

She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.

by ô¿ô November 04, 2009

elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

by ô¿ô May 05, 2009

amazing

One of the 31 words comprising the entire vocabulary of modern Neanderthal mouth breathers, twinkies, and other morons. Helpful, along with piercings, tattoos, and multicolored hair dye, for quickly identifying the lower social orders.

Did you see that amazing bling on the bro with the awesome tattoo?

by ô¿ô October 14, 2007

GUAGAL

Grow up and get a life.

Her only response to the little twerp who was always hanging around was "GUAGAL".

by ô¿ô July 29, 2006