Definitions by Zakini

baff 

verb - to baff
as in 'to baff one out'

1. the act of masturbation
2. the act of ejaculation, usually on someone or something

see also: wank, cum

'Hang on a minute, I'm gonna go baff one out'
'I baffed one out on her last night'

baff by Zakini January 24, 2008

Jaffa 

noun -

Someone who's life consists solely of computer games. The word 'Jaffa' comes from these people's main food source, Jaffa Cakes.

'He's such a jaffa'
'No she won't come out with us, she's a jaffa'

Jaffa by Zakini January 24, 2008