up herself

When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.

Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...

by Mr. Zed December 12, 2006

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

by Ulphy September 22, 2008

Herself

'A woman of consequence', apparently this has Scottish & English roots. Should be capitalized in this use. Sometimes used by opponents of Hillary Clinton to denigrate her positions, feeling that her imperious air deserves to be pointed out.

'Herself said today that she was not aware who started the rumors about Senator Barack Hussein Obama.'

by slickwillie March 5, 2007

heiselman

The most hottest guy in the world who cares so much about everyone. He knows how to make his girl happy and keep her happy.

Damn that's a heiselman.

by Whenistartedballingiwasyoung September 11, 2016

heselwood

a sexy stallion who is the best person you will ever meet, he has a collosal cock and will destroy you with it, but his smile will make the most depressed girl feel like a gem and girl who has it all.

that guy is such a heselwood

by Heselwood December 10, 2018

heyzel

A psycho chick, really jealous that can never make up her mind. Usually puts to much thought into shit. Most likely Hispanic and probably living in the Midwest. Due to her attitude, she probably has hardly any friends.

Oh look, it's Heyzel. She's such a head case. She can scare any guy away with her possessive ways!

by the witty white boy March 14, 2015