Nursing handjob

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.

You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.

by HorniB0i February 24, 2023

The Devil's Handjob

When both partners use one hand each to form a circle used to masterbate. Can be created by holding hands, and inserting the penis in the middle of the hold, created by the hands together.

Yo, John, Jude and I just preformed "The Devil's Handjob."

by Leather#0001 February 25, 2022

Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

hanjior

hanjior- seggsy mf.

hanjior- the best mutual that likes anime and kpop

“hey did you see hanjior’s new tiktok?”
“i don’t know-“
*SMACK* “you’re uncultured.. no taste..”

by thereal.xiao February 28, 2021

handjob whore

A whore that, instead of sleeping around, likes to give a handjob to every guy she lays her eyes upon.

Stephanie is such a handjob whore. She gave a handjob to 10 guys at that party last night.

by Verbal Artist May 18, 2009