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Dead mans handjob
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The act
of
copulating
ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of
circulation
Yo man
I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a
dead mans
handjob
.
by
Dannybear&Clineq
June 6, 2012
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