Hank

If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)

subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"

by ahizit July 22, 2008

Hank

The Best damm country musician in history

When I get home I,m gonnan get drunk and play some hank.

by p July 7, 2003

Hank

A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.

Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.

by SPOLLETT April 9, 2010

Hank

Hank

Ho + Skank = Hank

A man was cussing out my wife when he got tongue tied and couldn't decide between ho or skank. Out came hank!

Get out of my face you hank!

by MiklCJ January 1, 2010

Hank

Ha you thought i was going to say somthing good about this "person" but no im just putting this here so there is no more dumb names submissions

Hank: hey search my name on urban dictionary
Me: idk anyone named hank so who are you?

by zman90 February 5, 2021

Hank

If you're name is hank and you are looking at this shit, go away. No, you aren't perfect because those definition were written by egotistical fuckfaces named hank. No you dont have a large penis. Shut up and go away and go sell propane like the Hank Hill you are. Hell...

"Go the hell away you hank"

by Jakran June 28, 2019

hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

by sparksneon January 7, 2007