Hadrian

He believes he is the god and will always be ready to fight against the hive mind. He is exceptionally goofy and has no idea what he is doing half the time. However, his intellect cannot be comprehended by pure mortals.

Hadrian is going to school now.

by whdad May 25, 2022

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Haydrian

Haydrian is a species of human that is very non-sigma. He has 0 rizz, 0 gyatt and 0 aura. A person so large that when he runs, Google Maps assumes it’s an earthquake. The reason buffet owners have nightmares about “all-you-can-eat” policies. A walking eclipse, capable of blocking the sun on a clear day. The ultimate proof that life isn't a simulation—because no one could code a character this big. The only person who can confidently order "just the menu" at McDonald's and mean it. The only things he pulls are other planets with his gravitational force. The only person who gets tagged as a “Group” photo on Instagram. Someone whose shadow deserves its own address. The Fortnite bus can always carry the whole lobby whenever it's needed, unless kinghayhay69 queues into a match.

Haydrian is a big fat monkey that is terrible at Fortnite

by shanyis November 19, 2024

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