The Department of Motor Vehicles. A place where you stand in line for 4-5 hours, in mid-summer, in a building with no air conditioning, only to be told by one of Satan's imps that you lack 1 one of the 5 forms of identification needed to exchange your Minnesota drivers licence for a Utah one.
Contrary to popular belief, DMV employees are not human.They are vampires who feed on pure human misery,circular logic, and pointless bureaucracy.
Contrary to popular belief, DMV employees are not human.They are vampires who feed on pure human misery,circular logic, and pointless bureaucracy.
During a visit to the nineth circle of Hell, also known as the DMV, I was unsuprised to see the grown man in front of me collapse and burst into tears. I was even less suprised when the employees the began to laugh like jackals.
by Mr. Random Person May 24, 2010
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by thecanadianninja June 11, 2018
Get the Hell mug."Middle School and High School are Hell. This hell is different for each person, of course, the length of time spent within is variable. Some emerge victorious, blossoming in college and beyond. Others emerge after a struggle, but are noticeably scarred. Others don't emerge at all, and carry their private hell with them to eternity.
Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell
Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell
by Killing Kittens October 10, 2005
Get the Hell mug.1. A place or state of being of pain and suffering, sometimes also called Earth.
2. A afterlife believed in by Christians to be the place were Non-Christians souls go after death to suffer eternally for not worshiping their god; regardless of whether one leads a virtuous life and is a good person. They tend to go into a great deal more detail about Hell then Heaven in their literature. Hell is often pictured as being populated by lost souls, demons and fallen angels, chief of which is Satan. Hell is often seen by Christians as a place of torment and fiery pits of wailing sinners isolated from their god’s love.
(The word is taken from the Norse Goddess Hel even though it has nothing to do with the Christian version of Hell.)
3. Hell is also a mild cuss word.
2. A afterlife believed in by Christians to be the place were Non-Christians souls go after death to suffer eternally for not worshiping their god; regardless of whether one leads a virtuous life and is a good person. They tend to go into a great deal more detail about Hell then Heaven in their literature. Hell is often pictured as being populated by lost souls, demons and fallen angels, chief of which is Satan. Hell is often seen by Christians as a place of torment and fiery pits of wailing sinners isolated from their god’s love.
(The word is taken from the Norse Goddess Hel even though it has nothing to do with the Christian version of Hell.)
3. Hell is also a mild cuss word.
1. I feel like hell this morning.
3. According to Christians I am going to Hell when I die because I am an Ex-Christian.
3. What in the hell are you doing?
3. According to Christians I am going to Hell when I die because I am an Ex-Christian.
3. What in the hell are you doing?
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
Get the Hell mug.when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.
by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005
Get the Hell mug.a. Noun used to describe a place or a state of being that is undesirable, unliked and/or hated.
b. A place of eternal pain and torment in Christian belief.
Originally used as a synonym for the Hebrew word "Gehenna," meaning eternal destruction.
b. A place of eternal pain and torment in Christian belief.
Originally used as a synonym for the Hebrew word "Gehenna," meaning eternal destruction.
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