Guanajuato Mexico

Guanajuato Mexico - Guanajuato is in central Mexico. It is bordered by the Mexican states of Jalisco to the west, Zacatecas to the northwest, San Luis Potosí to the north, Querétaro to the east, & Michoacán to the south.

Popular foods here are

TAQUITOS- small taco that is rolled and cooked .

Carne asada Tacos

Gringas - flour tortillas filled with al pastor marinated pork meat, cheese, pineapple slices, onions, chili sauce, coriander & grilled like a quesadilla
But eaten like a taco.

Salsa verde / green salsa enchiladas.

Virgin’s Tears (Lágrimas de la Virgen)
cooked beets, lime, lettuce, banana, apple & orange are added and it is sweetened with sugar, best to drink cold .

Strawberry liqueur is a typical drink of the city of Irapuato. Prepared by baking the strawberries & then put them to dry, extract the honey & add alcohol.

Cerveza / Beer

Guanajuato Mexico has particularly seen growth in the automotive industry.

Located in central Mexico, northwest of Mexico City, Guanajuato is one of the main strawberry producing states in Mexico. While the region of Irapuato was the first that dedicated itself to strawberry production for decades, currently Tarandacuao, Abasolo, and Valle de Santiago all grow the berries as well.

by Blu_leef January 28, 2023

Gimani

She has very beautiful hair and dark brown eyes. She is very goofy and loves uno, but she can be a bitch. She will make fun of you, but it is only because she loves you. She also gets good grades, but never will study. She is gorgeous inside and out, but don't cross her because she will turn into sicko mode. If you loose a Gimani you will regret it for the rest of your life.

You are being such a Gimani

by hehehehe u suck April 17, 2020

guanophrenia

From 'guano,' bat poop + '-phrenia' mental disorder. Batshit insane.

Insisting that you want 'the government' to keep its hands off Medicare is one of the seven warning signs of guanophrenia.

by PieterB March 27, 2010

Been Guanpedo

A fat Mexican guy whom is lazy and makes promises that he never keeps.

Ryan:
"Hey, did Austin ever give you the ten dollars that he owes you?"

Bradley:
"No. You can't trust that guy. He's a total Been Guanpedo."

by Mikehuntisbeautiful November 15, 2014

Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur

Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*

by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

by LowKey May 6, 2014

Guangzhou

The capital city of the Guangdong province in SouthEast China. It is a metropolis with more than 10 million population. It was built more than 2000 years before, while it is digging its 8th metro line as a modern city.
The local people there speak Cantonese, a dialect used also in Hong Kong and lots of Chinese outside of China, instead of the Mandarin used in most provinces of China.
It is also famous for its awesome food. People also critcize on their talent to cook everything, like a snake. Check it out before you order!

It took me 2 hours' train to Guangzhou from Hong Kong

by suyb March 18, 2007