Guarino

this is when you get more pussy then god

i got so much ass this weekend i feel like guarino

by andy guarino March 9, 2005

Gudaitis

A sex party.

me and some bros went out, found a few babes and had a gudaitis when we got back

by GudaitusInsideUs July 12, 2010

Güarin

Güarin is a person pretending not to understand the topic at hand, yet that person knows the subject perfectly well.

Being güarin avoids arguments.

He is so güarin, everyone loves him.

by chatita December 1, 2019

Fabio guarino

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.

Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.

by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019

chris guarino

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet

Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.

by punaniman February 19, 2021

Guderian

A name for a person with a searing intellect and who is well hard.
Normally dressed in the latest designer gear and with young,beautiful women draped across him.

"Did you see that Guderian last night"?
"Yes he's well hard and looks like a Hollywood star".

by Uncle Colin October 29, 2010

guarini

Anything that was overhyped from the previous year that you would wish would just go away already.

Look at that guarini listening to ja rule. he is so 2K2.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 24, 2003