Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Gourper

One who farts underwater in a pool and then eats and smells the bubbles

Joe a gourping addict always loves to go down to the pool and fill up on some nasty fart bubbles, he loves the taste cause he is a gourper!

by gingerhunter42 April 15, 2010

gourp juice

The toilet water that splashes on your butt when you poop

I got gourp juice on me!

by Aliensbuiltthepyramids December 20, 2015

Glorpy

Something which is unpleasant or unsatisfactory but isnt devastating, would simply be better without. Can also be used to describe something goofy af

Did you hear that they broke up?
Yeah but she slept with his brother, kind of a glorpy situation

Bro did you see jimmy he just got his teeth removed.
Yeah he looks kinda glorpy

by Bricker walld August 30, 2023

Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

by CrazyFishin August 25, 2019

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.

A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2

by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010