Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.

Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.

by Smitty bros January 3, 2020

Geisi

Well, there's so much to say about Geisi, all you have to do when you meet a Geisi, is stick to her, cause this type of girl is a very surprising person, always. But to give a brief perspective, she is a very unique female, her beauty is like a rose among the weeds. Just by the genuineness of her name. You will not find, not even in the first half of the hemisphere someone named as her. A very caring person, with the most beautiful soul, meticulous. Has a beautiful personality, self-assured, and very acute, as angles in geometry. conservative&the perfect wife. Smart to a nerdy point, knows to have fun, a good girl but can also be bad. Craziness in a certain way&point, can carry a big mouth. Usually has high morals, do not fuck with her sweet side, otherwise you will meet the sour. Passionate&the queen of romance, that she should be the goddess of love, a wise woman, strong as her unbreakable soul, Carries tons of qualities, capable of anything, loves to achieve what she wants. A very strong mind&optimist. She could be as manly as Mars&won't lose her Venus nature. Also very hybrid person, Has the most dearly heart in world, amazing as the entire meaning of amazing, her awesomeness in indescribably lovable.

-man! that girl, she is so Geisi

*Geisi walks by*
-Guy: hey, isn't that...Geisi? I've seen her somewhere.
- idk dude, but she is pretty.
-Guy: got my back? be right back.

*runs after Geisi*
Guy: hey, didn't we meet in highschool?
Geisi: omg! yes, your face is familiar.
Guy: well, get my number.
Geisi: lol okaaay? what would that be?

*guys jumps all happy*
yeah! she has my number!

by hakunnamatata August 7, 2012

Geisting

When someone you've been dating suddenly ceases communication, and just as you think they have ghosted you, they text you. They stay around for a while and then disappear again. This may go on for some time. They come and go, like a poltergeist.

Kate: "How is it going with Tony?"
Grace: "So weird, he just texted me last night out of the blue, after not texting me for 2 weeks."
Kate: "Oh, he's geisting you, huh?"

by The Candidate March 12, 2017

Geisho

A man who uses his charming ways and special talents to please many different women, making each one feel as if they are valuable and important. A male version of a Geisha.

Dude, if you have 5 girls fawning over you, believing that you actually care about them, you're acting like a total Geisho. Props.

by gbel August 24, 2009

Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.

My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006