smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.

*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it

by abagadol June 22, 2014

It‘s only smellz

When the shit on your dick is not actually shit, but only smellz, therefore safe to put in someones mouth.

Popularized by a porno with heavy eastern european linguistic influence.

It‘s only smellz it‘s nothing... it‘s only the smell

by Adrinsn July 17, 2019

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017