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mayonaise box 

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce
I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

Gayonnaise 

Slang for mayonnaise for gay people. Mayonnaise which is produced and consumed by one who is homosexual. Of Australian origin.
Pete: Hey Gary, can you pass me the Gayonnaise?
Gary: Only if you fuck me first...
Gayonnaise by Anton and Vincent September 23, 2008

apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015

mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003

love mayonaise 

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise
love mayonaise by pville October 29, 2002

mayonaise 

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise
mayonaise by creamy j March 24, 2007