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Gayonaise 

A smooth goo-like matter that appears as if by magic during high-friction sexual encounters having to do with sex involving the chocolate starfish or anus.
We thumped buttcheeks 'till a glob of Gayonaise reared up and said "booya' keep on thumpin'"
Gayonaise by Sofonda Buttocks January 15, 2005

Gayonaise 

A sauce that is made up of garlic and mayonaise - it's common name is "aioloi". This, is too many vowels for one word and can be quite a mouthful - hence 'gayonaise'. This sauce is usually consumed with hot chips.
"I would like to order some hot chips with a side of gayonaise please"

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

mayonaise mama 

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005
Brand name and Generic name for Oxytocin nasal spray to make men more empathetic
If you take any more hits of your Gaynase, you will start having your period.

Why are you crying, did you overdose on the Gaynase?
Gaynase by emdocpa May 10, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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