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Gayonaise

The white mayaonaise-like substance that forms around the anus during anal sex. Caused by the loss of moisture, in water based pesronal lubrication gels, due to heat and friction (KY).
Damn, I poked that dude's ass so long and hard, I done whipped up some gayonaise.
by Bessie Macula January 13, 2005
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Gayonaise

A smooth goo-like matter that appears as if by magic during high-friction sexual encounters having to do with sex involving the chocolate starfish or anus.
We thumped buttcheeks 'till a glob of Gayonaise reared up and said "booya' keep on thumpin'"
by Sofonda Buttocks January 15, 2005
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Gayonaise

A sauce that is made up of garlic and mayonaise - it's common name is "aioloi". This, is too many vowels for one word and can be quite a mouthful - hence 'gayonaise'. This sauce is usually consumed with hot chips.
"I would like to order some hot chips with a side of gayonaise please"
by australiandarkhorse April 6, 2010
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Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016
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mayonaise mama

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
by gorilla tities April 25, 2010
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mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
by cze August 9, 2005
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Gaynase

Brand name and Generic name for Oxytocin nasal spray to make men more empathetic
If you take any more hits of your Gaynase, you will start having your period.

Why are you crying, did you overdose on the Gaynase?
by emdocpa May 10, 2010
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