A man with the greatest man tits in the world. He’ll love you for and never break your heart. He’s a true one. Super down to Earth and a total dork.
by droxipdopa November 22, 2021
Sexiest most seductive man in the universe, he’s only draw back is that all them hoes belong to the streets and none want love. There’s a legend that If you encounter a Gustavo and you give him a $10 bill you’ll have good luck In future days
Girl1:Omg I had such a good time with Gustavo I had to break up with my boyfriend
Girl2:holy shit me too, when me and my other friend had a three some with him
Girl2:holy shit me too, when me and my other friend had a three some with him
by Pedro edro February 22, 2021
\g(u)-sta-vo, gus-tavo\ is a variant of Gustave (Barbarian Viking)
Meanings:
1. "royal staff; staff of the gods"
2. Man who looks like a Sexy Redneck from the Farm but that is actually a Blue Blood Latino French Italian Gentle Giant with a Nose named Goldstein.
3. A guy whose modesty lies only above the belt. The LEGEND resides quietly below.
4. An earthy goat-fish humanoid who lures in women with his mystical, intuitive, and sorcerer emerald gold eyes and his mysterious bulldog pokerface.
5. A man who hypnotizes you with his Super-human Abnormally Immense Stunning Eyeballs.
Meanings:
1. "royal staff; staff of the gods"
2. Man who looks like a Sexy Redneck from the Farm but that is actually a Blue Blood Latino French Italian Gentle Giant with a Nose named Goldstein.
3. A guy whose modesty lies only above the belt. The LEGEND resides quietly below.
4. An earthy goat-fish humanoid who lures in women with his mystical, intuitive, and sorcerer emerald gold eyes and his mysterious bulldog pokerface.
5. A man who hypnotizes you with his Super-human Abnormally Immense Stunning Eyeballs.
by NuniQT January 29, 2011
(proper noun)
name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
After taking off his expensive rabbit fur gloves made in Italy, Gustavo was ready to go out on the town and have a good time with all his friends!
by j69c69c69 November 08, 2010
1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets
Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.
by gotmilk927 July 30, 2008
The most CONCEITED, egoistic perverted horny Martian you would ever met. He thinks he have this thing you call "Swagg" but truthfully he doesn't. He dress nice and he's an AMAZING guy. : He loves himself, in fact he would rather marry a mirror instead of a women. He is awesome and one of a kind. Always positive and thinks smart even if he rarely uses his brain. :p VERY EXPENSIVE person, but very lovable. He has girls all up on his nut sacks 24/7. :p But he stays true and real all day everyday. There maybe millions of Gustavo's, but if you haven't met him, than your LAME. You can't miss him, he is always matching with his fitted new era caps, blank V-necks and his $200 Jordans.
I LOVE YOU GUSTAVO.! <3 :)
Damn is that Gustavo, he got "Swagg".
If you wanna know Swagg 101, go to this Foo.
Damn is that Gustavo, he got "Swagg".
If you wanna know Swagg 101, go to this Foo.
by Thu Ly December 19, 2011
The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.
by CASUAL 909 February 23, 2010