Fredneck

What people in Maryland refer to as Fredrick.

Let's leave Moco and go to Fredneck.

by D-Bizzle November 27, 2003

friendsick

1) Missing your best friends from home when away at college.

2) Homesick, but only for the people, not for actually being home.

I'm really friendsick right now, you should come visit me.

by Merete March 16, 2009

FriendXecute

The new and proper term for friend removal on social sites.

The final say in unfriending.

So I didnt know this guy in my friends list, so I friendxecuted him.

by The FriendXecutioner July 12, 2010

friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.

I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.

by tommco July 8, 2009

friendsickle

A casual friend who may be in your life for a short, undefined period of time. This type of friend may leave your life or "melt" like that of an icicle or might even stab you in the back like that of a regular sickle.

Oops, looks like that bear just attacked my friendsickle.

by JAcoBi44 January 21, 2011

friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.

"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."

by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

by RobFather-X January 8, 2013