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Frankendouche

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.
by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008
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Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.
"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"
by Trixi P November 14, 2011
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Frankenese

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.
I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.
by codebook george May 4, 2013
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Frankenhead

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.
The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.
by Mutchler January 22, 2006
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frankenfoot

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.
(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.
by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004
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Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.
Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.
by Joe Comma October 17, 2008
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Frankencougar

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.
Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!
by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009
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