frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

frankenpoon

having sex with a girl that is so high on pills she walks and talks like frankenstein.

"Yo man, mary was so wasted."
"yea dude she was on soma's and vicoden's"
"you know i got dat frankenpoon"

by Doug Da Thug November 20, 2009

Frankenjob

Frankenjob, /fraŋ-kən-JÄB/, noun: a job consisting of a variety of different, often largely unrelated, tasks and duties, often resulting from corporate downsizing, restructuring or layoffs that cause many people's jobs to be combined into one

After all those layoffs, management gave Fred so many different people's work, he's got a real Frankenjob now.

by Freezing Finn July 10, 2010

Frankenwhine

A bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned "monster" who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. Just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its "flock"; it's just that nobody wants to admit his existence or reveal who the "ram" and "ewe" were who ever conceived this infamous "black sheep", nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent's "shepherd" for the day. Even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance --- the teachers and hall-monitors can't stand to deal with him, either.

I hate attending my neighbors' backyard barbecues because there's inevitably at least one Frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

frankening

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017

frankengineering

The art and science of combining components that were never designed to see each other, let alone work in tandem within the same vehicle, unit or machine. A true Frankenstein vehicle is born with this feat of homebrewed engineering. This is often mistaken for an act of witchcraft and will likely result in the head explosion or implosion of the average Napa, Autozone or Carquest employee. Do not attempt to acquire replacement parts for this backyard concoction from the local parts store without exact year, make and model of the unit in question, unless your are prepared to watch an aneurism in action.

Wow, the frankengineering happening within this rig is insane. There's parts from 15 different vehicles in here. Definitely don't let the Napa guy see this thing. He wouldn't survive the experience.

by The Notorious E.N.G. June 3, 2024

Frankenfine

1. Used to describe someone as physically attractive during or around Halloween time.

2. To express that you are ok with something during or around Halloween time.

1.

Person1: "Hey girl"
Person2: *reaches for phone*
Person1: "Are you made out of people?"
Person2: *visual discomfort, dials a 3 digit number*
Person1: "'Cause you be looking frankenfine".
Person3: *shoots to kill*

2.

Person1: "I'm looking to order some seriously ghoulish pizza if that's alright with you."
Person2: "That's frankenfine by me."

by Zas the Unbreakable November 2, 2024